"A volcano-that-almost-exploded-then-didn't" or "Is there any other way to take that?"

So I feel a little better now- and my roommates aren't from brigham they are from SoJo(south jordan.)  Math sucks. Tell the family I love them! And show this to them- as long as you double check its appropriate-

Dear readers who are not marin(Maybe your out there- hello?)- I'll work on this, and not make it quite as obviously marin centered!! Love you bunches!!